Important Women’s Health Issue:
- Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
- Do you suffer from shyness?
- Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
- Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of
your shyness and let you tell the world that you’re ready and willing
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas
almost immediately and with a regiment of regular doses you can
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
to live.
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn’t mind
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
– Dizziness
– Nausea
– Vomiting
– Incarceration
– Erotic lustfulness
– Loss of motor control
– Loss of clothing
– Loss of money
– Table dancing
– Headache
– Dehydration
– Dry mouth
– And a desire to sing Karaoke
WARNINGS:
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing. This may not be true.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
(Okay, okay- I know this is a truly naughty post! But in my defense I got it as an email fwd from my Aunt Kathy! And it made me spit my coffee out laughing this morning- so I had to share!)
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I just love a glass of sweet tea. It has the same effect.
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@JDaniel4’s Mom, Totally- sweet tea is the best!
HAHAHAHA! “The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.” Yes….yes they will 🙂
@Laura, Laura….I love you. With or without a margarita;)
Awww…I love you, too, Shan 🙂 With or without a margarita 🙂
Please note this blog is not a substitute for professional medical advice and care. Please consult your physician, psychiatrist, psychic or witch-doctor before pursuing this or any new medical treatment.
The small print: Additionally, consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not, it may cause you to thay shings like thish, it may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning, it may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you, and most importantly it may actually CAUSE pregnancy.
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@A Daddy Blog, My blog is not approved for medical advice???
cute post, but i love daiquiris, can we substitute?
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SO funny,, so true
@Danielle, Well your mom is a wise woman:)
LOL this is a great one!
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@Nikki, It made me laugh- I just wasn’t expecting it…lol.
Think I need a course of them! 😉 Great blog entry, one to make us smile 🙂
@Ann Gorman, yes def a course:)
Where can I get a prescription??
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@Lisa, Right? I need a prescription for a pitcher, minus the salt:)
Ha! Love it!
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@April K., I’m so glad April. I was seriously laughing out loud too! I just noticed you became a follower of Milkandcuddles! Thank you so much:)
That is hysterical! I haven’t had a margarita in forever. Maybe that’s why I’m suffering from exhaustion from the day to day grind! HA! This is too funny!
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LOL….Now this is funny. And seriously true. Also to put in as a note: Drinking excessive margaritas while at work parties is NOT recommended, particularly due to the lack of shyness side effect of the drink. And another side note, ladies, we do NOT look appealing to men after too many margaritas, especially when we get the sudden urge to shake it like a topless dancer at a nudie bar. YIKES is all I am sayin’.
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